Funny opening one liner that makes the reader desire more. A lengthy explanation as to what my blog is going to be about that most likely has little to do with the opening line. A condemnation of either myself or the wildly generalized public for not doing (or doing too much of) what my first two statements infer. The moment we have all been waiting for…

     The shocking thesis statement that stands out in bold font and indentation. It is most likely trite and nauseatingly obvious. Feel free to make this your facebook status update or put it on a bumper sticker. Also a great idea for the blog’s title.

This section involves extensive background information as to why I am writing this, a compelling story, and possibly a link to another blog that portrays the message I am trying to convey. Here is where I speak on the irony of the situation, which in fact, is not ironic at all because I have been incorrectly using the word irony for the entirety of my adult life.

This paragraph is here for a couple of reasons. First of all, I need to add length to my post. No acclaimed blogger became such by short blog entries. Also, it is imperative that the readers think that disagreeing with my main points makes them less self actualized than myself. In order to accomplish this I make a passionate plea for the feelers out there and then give cold, hard facts for my thinkers. That should do it.

Now I pull out all the stops. Last statements that have a self-depreciating undertone. Thought provoking rhetorical questions. And lastly, an invitation to add comments so that other people might think you are interesting and worth following.

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